i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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