Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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