check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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