Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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