I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I think people are normalizing furries
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