bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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