I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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