hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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