So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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