in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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