yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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