roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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