I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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