first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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