First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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