Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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