Don't EVER smell your tampon
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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