I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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