Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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