Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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