told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Someone shattered a urinal.
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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