I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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