You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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