Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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