No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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