i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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