I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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