If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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