Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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