I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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