check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
worst night to have a conscience
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Randomize
