I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I love having hate sex.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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