scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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