Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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