Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
only if we run a train.
done.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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