I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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