Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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