I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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