I wannas sexs uuuuu
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
