Sorry, I don't speak sober.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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