also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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