were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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