what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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