..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
why do cheetos always look like penises
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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