i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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