we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
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I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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