Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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