how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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