Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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