Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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