Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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