So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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