I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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