You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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