Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
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Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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